a notorious baggage
English student. English. 21 summers young. Ailuro-, biblio-, cine-, para-, logo-, and retrophile. Foul leftist denizen. Ranty tags.
“IT’S CANON!” the mindless throng cries.
“No it isn’t!” I retort, desperation creeping into my voice. “It’s queerbaiting! It’s bad writing combined with homophobia!”
“BUT MOFFAT! PERFECT! SO GAY!”
“No!” I scream over the crowd. “Steven Moffat is an incredibly flawed writer! Look how flimsy his Doctor Who plots are! Look at the lack of a coherent theme or narrative! Look how little depth or variety his female characters have!”
“STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS!” they screech in return.
He’s won. Steven Moffat has won. He’s acquired a completely uncritical fanbase who can’t see when they’re being toyed with and played for fools. I let out a broken sob and collapse in despair. As I fall to the ground, the crowd freezes momentarily before they all shout in tearful chorus:
“REICHENBACH FEELS!!”
“Fucking stop grabbing my arse in public, John!”
“You think you can stop me? Good luck with that.”
#The best part #is that is EXACTLY #what it looks like
i cannot stop watching johns face, he’s like ‘do i look like i give a shit, sherlock?’
CANNOT UNSEE
MY EYYYYEEES!
PERF
One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other
OH MY GOD
omg it got
worsebetter
This is me at family functions…
This is me everywhere
