

An Officer and two gentlemen.
God, they all look so - WILLBOND WHERE IS YOUR HAND
STOP IT WILLBOND
DOWN BOY
Willbond and the shoddy shape he’s in for nearly 40…
FFFFUUUCCCCKKKK!!!
Oh, you bloody bastard.

Ben Willbond in the Horrible Hero Game
Seriously Sir, I am 5,000,000% done with you and your face!!
*weeps quietly!*

So far this year Willbond has given us this
and people wonder why my life is ruined?
Willbond in uniform with his greying hair…. YES PLEASE!!!


@benwillbond I’m in Top Shop. What do you think? Shall I just get it? (x)

Urm. Even *I* noticed his sailor’s hornpipe.
I wish I could write down the noise I just made.
I can’t, so I’ll respond with this very appropriate gif:


Willbond spam.
I was going to say something intelligent but then I realised there was only ‘hnnnnngh’.
NIGEL
ARMS AND KNEES. ASDFGHJKKL. YOU TRYIN’ TO KILL ME NIGEL?
HIS THIGHS THOUGH, I CANNOT EVEN COPE WITH THEM.

Willbond as a male escort, with “a lot going on in the engine room”.
You’re welcome.
From Episode 5 of Incredible Women, by Jeremy and Rebecca Front, which is sadly no longer on iPlayer.
stop looking like you’ve wondered out of a sexual fantasy
Get back, I will butter you.
…mmm, buttered Willbond.
Historical Hospital | Doctor Willbond
(Seeing as his character doesn’t actually have a proper name…)if Willbond was a doctor at my hospital, i would refuse to actually go home
Historical Hospital | Doctor Willbond
(Seeing as his character doesn’t actually have a proper name…)
Nnnnnngg another one…
