(717): What time do you think you’ll be heterosexual?
(706): I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
(215): the paramedics asked me what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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(301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.
(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn’t even gay until five minutes ago.
(586): Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??