(717): What time do you think you’ll be heterosexual?
(215): the paramedics asked me what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
(301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.
(512): Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good.
Meanwhile, in Leicester.
(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn’t even gay until five minutes ago.